Good Night Oppo - College cars edition

Kinja'd!!! "BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion" (pbs)
08/03/2013 at 01:02 • Filed to: None

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Have you ever caught yourself wondering what your motoring would be like if you were na average college student in Brazil? No? Well... prepare to be disappointed anyways.

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Depressing, aren't they? Suck the life right out of you, they do. Sure, we all know one or two smug bastards who drive to college in brand new and very expensive cars, but for you, my fellow average-man oppoites, these are the main options. And with that, I'm off!


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! ASheep > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
08/03/2013 at 01:06

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I'd take the Fox because it looks like a tiny Golf/Polo, also BlueMotion TDI is awesome!

Is it just me or do the Celta, Sandero and Novo Fiesta all look exactly the same?


Kinja'd!!! nobody > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
08/03/2013 at 01:10

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Can I rebadge the Sandero as a Dacia?


Kinja'd!!! Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
08/03/2013 at 01:12

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I'd take that UNO.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
08/03/2013 at 01:17

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One of the most fun cars I had in college was a salvage titles Subaru Brat. I paid $400 for it, and could look through the floorboard to watch the ground go by as I drove. Sometimes it's not about how cool your car is, it's about how you approach what you have.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
08/03/2013 at 01:19

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Kinja'd!!! legory > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
08/03/2013 at 01:25

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Fox wins my vote. Then the Dacia ;)


Kinja'd!!! PhobosBrazil > ASheep
08/03/2013 at 15:58

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No BlueMotion TDI in Brazil... cars are not allowed to use diesel here. Our BlueMotion uses the same 3 cylinder 1.0 liter engine as the european Up!

The roomiest in the bunch is the "Renault" Sandero (freaking Dacia with french badges), and the oldest is the Fiat Mille Economy (1st gen Fiat Uno).

All of them are just crappy cars with tons of shitty plastic, anemic engines and absurd prices. From top to bottom:

- Fiat Mille Economy Fire 1.0 (1st gen Fiat Uno): R$ 22,230 - US$ 9,746

- Chevrolet Celta LS 1.0: R$ 25,390 - US$ 11,132

- Renault Sandero Autentique 1.0: R$ 28,200.00 - US$ 12,364

- Ford Fiesta Rocam Hatch 1.0: R$ 26,990.00 - US$ 11,833

- Fiat Uno Vivace 1.0: R$ 26,140.00 - US$ 11,460

- Volkswagen Fox BlueMotion 1.0: 32,590.00 - US$ 14,288


Kinja'd!!! PhobosBrazil > nobody
08/03/2013 at 16:04

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Want the Sandero? Be my guest! Even with airbags this thing would be a deathtrap... check the deformation on the A-pillar...